Antistar

Have you ever wondered about the end of the world? Hank didn't. Then one day, quite unexpectedly, during his coffee break, he was rescued from the total destruction of the Earth by a group of scientific jelly. In his attempts to come to terms with his new state of planetless existence he is confounded by a triangle, persecuted by alien rock deposits, spontaneously involuted by a warm beverage, ridiculed, looked at, compared with a lime sandwich, taunted by a tap and considered by melt. He is also, somewhat unwittingly, destined to become a key figure in a scheme of such cosmic proportions that only the narrator knows what it is. And he's not telling...