Git-r-done Reprint edition

Chock-Full of Straight Talk About America. . . And Some Jokes, Too!

Larry the Cable Guy on . . .

NASCAR: It?s a lotta good old-fashioned fun started by a buncha moonshiners. Just seein? all the ZZ Top?lookin? folks drinkin? beer, havin? a good time, and not givin? a darn is awesome. And that?s just the women!

Dieting: I once went on the ?liquid diet.? I was supposed to drink nothin? but liquids for a week. But I got so drunk and sick of that Jim Beam and Coke, I?ll never drink it again.

Why his catchphrase ?git-r-done? is better than other catchphrases: Ya can?t be at a ball game with two outs in the ninth inning and yell to the pitcher ?Bounty is the quicker picker-upper!!? It makes no sense. But you could yell ?Git-r-done? and everyone would know what you meant.

The red state?blue state divide: Is Dr. Seuss runnin? the government?

Larry?s mom on Larry?s book: ?There?s really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.? ?Larry?s mom


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