As Seen On Tv

1.   LP  

1. Monologue - "Look, I'm in a Muddle..."
2. Doorbells
3. Continuity Announcer
4. Spaghetti
5. Medical School
6. Acorn Antiques
7. Kitty
8. Cosmetic Surgery
9. He Didn't
10. Monologue - "I'm Meeting a Man Tonight..."
11. Song: the Ballad of Barry and Freda
12. Monologue - "I've Only Just Got Here..."
13. Turkish Bath
14. Country Life
15. Song: Pissed off with Love
16. Acorn Antiques
17. Kitty
18. Continuity Announcer
19. Office Gossip
20. The Mayflower Hotel
21. He Didn't
22. Monologue - "There's Something Funny Going on Tonight..."
23. Continuity Announcer

2.   LP  

1. Monologue - "Ooh, I'm Tired..."
2. Continuity Announcer
3. Self-service
4. Real Life
5. Service Wash
6. Song: Crush
7. Kitty
8. Carl and Gail
9. The Reporter
10. Dandruff Commercial
11. Monologue - "Listen, a Terrible Thing's Happened to Me..."
12. Continuity Announcer
13. Monologue - "Hey, I Bought an Old Moore's Almanack..."
14. Continuity Announcer
15. Supermarket Checkout
16. Giving Notes
17. Continuity Announcer
18. Acorn Antiques
19. Kitty
20. Carl and Gail
21. No Gossip
22. Monologue - "Ugh! Have I Got a Red Face?"
23. Song: Shopping