Jacob Gardner

The Sofa King Jacob Gardner

Jimmy was already having a tough day, and then the moon exploded. But, like most of his life, things just kind of slid downhill from there, what with the aliens and their accidental invasion and all. If that wasn't bad enough, these invaders kidnapped his oldest, and best, friend. The one good thing going Jimmy's way was his ... infection ... from the alien nanotech. He could now do things that no man, or alien, could ever do before. Jimmy didn't care about much, but the aliens made the mistake of taking one of the few things that he did care about more than himself. Nothing would stop him from getting her back, but man-o-man, did they try. If you are looking for a heart-warming adventure chock full of comradery and friendship, try another book.