Total Moisture

Toby Tucker, the Sultan of Slackers, is in the south of France with a woman who pays. He's got it made, except that her nine-year-old daughter is smarter than he is.
"Laugh-out-loud tears-in-your-eyes funny"-LCB
"Total Moisture was a fantastic, laugh-out-loud read and I didn't hesitate to download The Cad as soon as I finished it."-I'm a Little Teapot
"Clever and laugh-out-loud funny."-Joanna Carter
"Another great book from Robert MacLean. We need more Toby books!! A lot of fun and outrageously funny."-Mr. T. Penrose

The nice people at HarperCollins Authonomy:

"Hilarious!"-Skaterwriter
"Despite the glowing reviews in the pitch, the blurb does not do Total Moisture justice. The work is undeniably zany, off the wall, offbeat and 100% hilariously and riotously funny."-Robert Davidson (The Tuzla Run)
"I want to take this on holiday next week!"-Liz Hoban
"What a fantastic book... Polished and professional stuff."-Yasmin Esack (The God Equation)
"This is funny with a capital FUN. You have that draining sarcasm that pulls laughter from the chest and secret smiles at agreement in everything you say."-andrew skaife
"yep..truly funny! Have to say, maybe it's just me, but when I read your short blurb I thought, 'oh, no..that means it won't be funny'..but it IS..yayyyyy!"-Deborah Aldrich Farhi
"The male character who professes to not read literature speaks as if he came from great literature."-A J Mahler
"Irreverent from page one - that's my kind of book... You definitely get the tenor and timing of humor in writing, which is no easy task."-Christian Piatt (several books on Amazon)
"from the start a very good book. written with such smooth style."-Su Dan
"I wish I had read Foreign Matter. I feel like I missed something. I'm sure it was as funny as Total Moisture."-Walden Carrington
"Great stuff - very funny. As a toilet reader, I appreciated the opening. Excellent dialogue throughout."-Barry Wenlock
"well-crafted and enjoyable."-Katherine L. Holmes (The House in Windward Leaves)
"Clever and laugh-out-loud funny."-Joanna Carter
"I truly wish I had half your talent."-Denise
"Witty, funny, smart."-Elizabeth Wolfe
"Very well written and funny."-Herschel Shirley
"a pleasure to read."-Andrew Burans
"I haven't been in the south of France for years so I really enjoyed the descriptions of such a beautiful place. Your dialogue is very well done: always brief and to the point."-Burgio
"Your pitch sucked me in to read your book & your tight paragraphs & dialogue kept me reading."-Susie Gulick
Cover by Peter Ratcliffe www.peterratcliffe.com