Dr Cheese

Haikus for Perverts Dr Cheese

Gag gift for a friend/Tongue in cheek ribald humor/Coffee table book.





Haiku are a style of poem originating in Japan and generally following a 5-7-5 syllable format.
Traditionally following seasonal or naturalistic themes, these ones are a little different.

Haikus for perverts started out as an exchange of joke between buddies. We were having so much fun with ourselves, we felt we needed to show them off to the whole world.
So we've put together this tidy package so you can get your grubby mitts on one yourself. Get yourself comfortable, spread the pages open and have a blast.

Try a quick dalliance by yourself, or maybe with friends. Startle your uptight neighbors who just can't help but sneak a peek in your window to see what all the noise is. Take a picture and send it to everyone on your contact list. Offend some you just met by bragging about it. Chat up a hottie at the bar and tell them how great it is in the hope they'll come home with you to check it out. Leave it hanging half way out of your pants on the subway. The possibilities go on and on.
Why, you could whip it out nearly anywhere. Probably shouldn't at a school though. That's generally frowned upon.