The Lure of the Long- Legged Blonde

Lure of the Long-Legged Blond--Norman Mark (2005) A rollicking ride featuring a lovable, intellectually-challenged loser. An hysterical parody of detective tales for mature readers. In the words of Uncle Guido, you'll love it if you know what's good for you. You want proof? Look at what these experts are saying: "More fun than my first knee-capping." Tony "Big Putz" Deserata, holder of the modern-day record by taking the Fifth 373 times in one hour. "If I could read, I might enjoy this book." Clarence "Whoo Ha" Murphy, whose Illinois CrimeCommission testimony some say became the basis for "The Bridges of Madison County" "Do I kill him or give him a paving contract?" Tucci "Teeny Weeny" Shaw, author of the never-to-be published "12 steps to Gangster Fulfillment" "This Tony guy is dumber than a box of rocks. He's - my kind of guy." Cory "No Brains" Clitoriani, the only person ever to successfully cram eight bullets into a six shooter. .