Benjamin Dickey

Hairy Psychos Benjamin Dickey

"I'm not doing it," Winston said."And I'm not cooking you one more thing until you do."Hairy Psychos is an insanely funny science fiction novella about a load of evil old cats and a very hairy struggle for power."Wow! This story is terrific! Hilarious . . . But it's also visionary and unique." - Tammy Salyer, author of the Spectras Arise TrilogyA dead emperor. An evil government. An angry wife. Winston was putting up with his retirement reasonably well: reading the Catnet, sleeping, and using the litter box with only moderate pain. Until the emperor died. Now, Winston's ambitious old bugger of a wife is insisting it would be a good idea for him to take part in the fair and democratic election process-which concludes in a deadly space battle. To do that he would have to convince his old war buddies to join his crew, somehow scrounge up a spaceship, and face off against psychopathic Politicats. Bugger that. But his wife's only giving him two options: do it and like it, or do it and don't . . .