Scott D. Mendelson

Fietlebaum's Escape Scott D. Mendelson

Isaac Fietlebaum is a fluent speaker of Yiddish and a Talmudic scholar. But he's not your typical Jewish boy. He was born on the planet Hijdor, and he works as a psychiatrist at the student health clinic of the Transgalactic Merchant Marine Academy on the backwater planet of Polmod. Fietlebaum is coerced into a drug war over the illegal jorftoss plant that bestows immortality. The conflict leads him across the galaxy, where he fights not only the unusual mental disturbances of aliens, but also a jorftoss killing virus, and the murderous Galactic Intelligence agent, Erd Glesh, who is bent on gaining control over the galaxy's last living jorftoss plants. Fietlebaum is driven to defeat Glesh, who has kidnapped his grandson. Glesh threatens to kill the boy, Fietlebaum, and the charming schlemiel, Teysoot Motzo, a green, 670 pound, drug-crazed Janpooran labor leader and hapless crook, who accompanies Fietlebaum in his star-hopping adventures. Drugs and delicatessens in space? Who knew?