Bobby Alvarez

Wow! This is Insane! Bobby Alvarez

The captain asked, "Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?" How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences? Okay, here goes: "Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but they've already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance." I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming . . .