The Magical Penis #2

Strictly speaking, energy is defined by that famous Einstein equation: E=MC2. Hence, what business does the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission have claiming capability to regulate this formula?

It all amounts to absurdity, and leads to only one conclusion: the heads at this agency need education!

So Steven Discenza, in The Magical Penis #2 wittingly points out, in this second installment of The Magical Penis saga?

And the chief executive of the land better beware, as Steven, loathing the ass-kissing performance of the generals in the Arab combat zones, believes he can do better, and the presidential seat is not too far behind.