Gods and Mobsters

Simian Knight PI had been shot at once before. Well, not technically shot at, but the bullet had gone past his head. Well, not really past his head, inasmuch as it went past his office building and embedded itself in someone's car. It didn't so much embed in the car as bounce off, as it was one of those foam bullets kids stuff in the end of play guns and run around going, "Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da" with. But the whole unsavoury episode had unsettled Simian Knight PI so much that he became a recluse, took to drinking herbal tea and watching reruns of Downton Abbey until he dreamed of butlers. That was a long time ago, and he got over it. Now he must face his biggest challenge, whena beautiful blonde dame waltzes into his office asking for his help. The trouble is, Simian Knight PI can never say no to a beautiful blonde dame, even if helping her means going up against the mob. Not to mention all the Greek Gods knocking about the city, too. It's his toughest case yet, and it just might be his last, which would be a shame asthere's plenty of potential for a sequel.