Fake Zodiac Signs

We are all familiar with the twelve zodiac signs, those powerful constellations among which the sun and moon rotate throughout the year, determining the fates of those born under them, as expounded by the learned astrologers through a process as opaque as it is inexplicable. But it turns out there are other zodiac signs, somewhat more disorganized, that have just as much predictive potency as their more popular cousins. Which is to say, none at all.