Dick Fitswell: the Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit

When Dick Fitswell's on the prowl no woman's safe. From the ski slopes of Sun Valley to the Canadian Wilderness where he has an unfortunate experience with a Sasquatch, to biker bars, swinger's clubs and the night clubs of Hong Kong and Bangkok Fitswell pursues his dream quest. When his pursuit of his holy grail leads him to becoming the minister of a church his message is seen by some as the dreams of a megalomaniac while others see it as Fitswellian Nirvana. Fitswell is not a book for children. Above all it's bawdy satire. It's a no holds in your face portrayal of the foibles of both men and women as it follows the war of the sexes through the sexual exploits of the overly endowed Dick Fitswell. In the end, Dick Fitswell usually succeeds only in outsmarting himself which causes him time after time to wind up with the short end of the stick, often literally, when his manhood comes into harms way.